Usually letters after ones name will denote some kind of degree obtained like a doctorate or some type of appointment or honor. Ozzie certainly deserves a couple of letters so I have designated him some. He will be known as Ozzie M.P. No it doesn't stand for Member of Parliament or Military Police. It stands for Master Pooper! I have observed him and he certainly deserves this prestigious title. He is prolific in his pooping and can create at least 3 times a day. He will even wake us up at 3:00 AM to do his magnificent business! (Thank goodness we don't live in a four story walk up!)
So on this day Ozzie my friend I celebrate you and your new initials......MP!